stealinyoman: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
senpaixvx: so sleepy and so tired of sleeping alone
francobrothers: BEARS BEETS BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA
Oh my god, Pam and Jim. The Office is my most favorite show. I don’t want it to end in a week.
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
I want to go to Mars.
flirting: do you cry when you listen to brand new
cliterallysame: legit-humour: why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted this is legit humour
This is a petition to stop the Westboro Baptist... →
pkaquaflame: Come on, Tumblr. This is something that needs to not happen, especially since the people who were killed were completely innocent. To have narrow-minded idiots march into your city and say that your misfortune was because God hates gay people and you for wanting them to get married is a fate I wouldn’t wish on anybody. So if you haven’t signed, sign it. Forgive my rambling; it’s...